Alice Gebura

Prominent socialite, member of the sporting set, and frequent guest of Eurpoe's great houses, Million Dollar Potato sits for an iconic portrait.#MillionDollarPotato

A rare glimpse of bathroom perfection. Award-winning architect tells what it's like to design for a demanding client with a vision. "If that gold toilet isn't 24-carat, you can pack your tools and get out," insisted Million Dollar Potato.#MillionDollarPotato

Vote for hope. Vote for potato. #MillionDollarPotato

The messy celebrity break-up with Channing Tater cost Million Dollar Potato more than heartache. A pricey settlement was demanded by Tater for emotional stress. "Apparently polo ponies are more important than taking a loved one downtown for shopping," said Tater, according to court documents. Not one to stay on board the yacht sulking, Million Dollar Potato was seen in the front row with Justin Tuber during Paris fashion week.#MillionDollarPotato

When DaVinci's Mona Potato went to auction at Christie's New York last month, Million Dollar Potato outbid the competition, paying a stunning $810 million for the old masterwork. "It's about preservation of capital." #MillionDollarPotato

The discerning 1% don't waste their lucre on mundane luxury. They desire only the finest, artisanal luxury. Or, as Million Dollar Potato once said, "A fool's money and a baboon's ass both show." #MillionDollarPotato

Included in Million Dollar Potato's extensive art collection is the Potato de Milo. The seven-foot representation of the nightshade goddess discovered on an abandoned island off the coast of Peru is a celebrated example of ancient potato sculpture. #MillionDollarPotato