Alice Gebura

"A photo of an Irish potato taken by a world-famous visual artist [Kevin Abosch] has sold for more than $1 million." ABC News, Jan. 27, 2016.
Prominent socialite, member of the sporting set, and frequent guest of Eurpoe's great houses, #MillionDollarPotato sits for an iconic portrait.

A rare glimpse of bathroom perfection. Award-winning architect tells what it's like to design for a demanding client with a vision. "If that gold toilet isn't 24-carat, you can pack your tools and get out." #MillionDollarPotato

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The messy celebrity break-up with Channing Tater cost #MillionDollarPotato more than heartache. A pricey settlement was demanded by Tater for emotional stress. "Apparently polo ponies are more important than taking a loved one downtown for shopping," said Tater, according to court documents. Not one to stay on board the yacht sulking, #MillionDollarPotato was seen in the front row during Paris fashion week.

When DaVinci's Mona Potato went to auction at Christie's New York last month, #MillionDollarPotato outbid the competition, paying a stunning $810 million for the old masterwork. "It's about preservation of capital."

The discerning 1% don't waste their lucre on mundane luxury. They desire only the finest, artisanal luxury. Or, as #MillionDollarPotato once said, "A fool's money and a baboon's ass both show."

Included in #MillionDollarPotato's extensive art collection is the Potato de Milo. The seven-foot representation of the nightshade goddess discovered on an abandoned island off the coast of Peru is a celebrated example of ancient potato sculpture.